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My wife is missing.
She went out roo shooting yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Color of eyes?
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Color of hair?
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
What was she wearing?
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
What kind of car did she go in?
She went in my landcruiser
What kind of Landcruiser was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
It's a 1980 hj45 with 12ht, full custom dolbinson springs tough dog big bore foam cell shocks superior engineering extra heavy duty anti inversion shackles, 1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Coopers stt 285/75 16Tires, Custom Big ass steel roo stopping bull bar with Thomas pto winch, hid spotlights narva led light bar codan HF, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, lambs wool seat covers, twin stacks with custom 3 inch exhaust, 200ltr long range tank. Ol e lockers front and rear,Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille,
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Landcruiser.
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